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|2-About Women...
Aladdin Sane/iNDi (Cos' no-one wants 'im)
What is it about women, eh? They are truly like a different species.
For a start, what's that thing when they walk? Personally, when I walk,
my hips face in the direction I'm going, call me old-fashioned, but I
like it that way. With women, their hips are sliding around all over
the shop! Not that I'm complaining, mind, I just wonder how it
happened, did some cave-bird thousands of years ago decide, "Hang on,
this walking lark's a bit boring, let's try to incorporate as many of
the hip-muscles as possible, shall we?"
When they're talking to you as well, they always tilt their heads to one
side. Why? It bugs me, 'cause if I find her attractive, I'm usually
trying to make good eye-contact, and its bloody difficult if the young
lady in question insists on tilting her head!
Another thing, when you're going out with a lass - I AM speaking from
experience here, though it is from the dim and distant past so if I make
any gaffs, you'll have to forgive me! - she's always talking to her
friends when you're with her, and you are expected to get on well with
them - all well and good - but she is amazingly reluctant to spend time
in the company of your mates! Admittedly, my mates are all wankers, but
that's beyond the point.
One last thing, though. All women also have the ability to make you
feel real good when you're talking to them. I don't know what it is,
they just make you feel relaxed, "A calming influence" I think its
called!
Women, can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em! (Only joking! Or am
I?)
aLaDDiN SAnE
(1974 - 199?)
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